So I'm watching Dirty Jobs on Discovery Channel, which is a fabulous show by the way, but I'm trying to figure out why they had to censor out the anus of a dog being groomed. I see worse things in my house with my cat. I don't even want to say all the sick things I've seen on animals. I'm watching this now and I'm seeing them censor out the penis. What does it matter? It's a fucking dog! I can see a bare ass on the Discovery Channel on a show when there's a show about neanderthals, but I can't see the penis and anus of a dog? C'mon. I'm not into that kind of thing, but I'm just kind of confused.

Now on to my el-capades. I had to sit next to this guy who decided that he was going to sleep until Cumberland on the Blue Line, jabbing his damn elbow into the side of my gut. Okay, I'm not a skinny guy, but he didn't have the common sense to tuck his arms into his body like everyone else on the el. Dumbass. It was just so annoying. it really made the ride home the worst ever. Not to mention that it's dark by 5:30.